>>The Diplomat! Report — The Reverend Knows Best

>>Diplomat! here reporting live from the Westboro Baptist church in Kansas in the good old USA. Now firstly before I begin, I would like to say that it was a true loss when earlier this week Heath Ledger died and I feel for his parents and family. That being said, I report live from what I am figuring is the coldest place on earth, the church of Westboro Baptist. Now you may ask, why would I defame a place of worship and a people’s spiritual beliefs? Because really, these people are certainly no Christians.

No sooner they heard about the passing of Heath Ledger they decided to picket their anti-gay hate slogans outside his home. Now I’m not one to judge, but these people really have no heart. Through a pamphlet issued to their parishioners we see how heartless these poor excuses for human beings are, I quote directly from their pamphlet “Heath Ledger is now in hell, and has begun serving his sentence there”. What the F**K!! These people seriously need some sort of f***ing adjustment to their ways of thinking because, umm, how would they like me to come to their child’s funeral and say they were going to hell. Now this group haven’t suddenly come out of the blue, they had their claim to fame when they protested at dead soldiers funerals from Iraq. Another sick act from these things, I can’t even call these things people because that would be acknowledging them as human beings, you see human beings don’t do this.

Now who would be responsible in organizing these utterly stupid protests, none other than the totally f***ed up Fred Phelps. Who raised this guy, a freakin hick? You can just see it now, he lives in a shack out in the everglades much like the habitation in the movie “The Waterboy”. Well, at least Bobby Boucher came out of it to become an ok individual. Fred Phelps has been integral in creating such sites as GodHatesFags.com, now I am not including a link because I am sure this site would make you sick. Although some might not agree in the choice of the lifestyle of homosexuality, they are not going to do what Fred Phelps has done, no one is this sick.

I discussed this groups stance with one of their members, they simply answered by using their slogans (these slogans are 100% real). I asked why they do this type of defamation which I was shown a sign that read “God hates fags”. That was expected but I wanted to go further so I probed a little more asking why they believed that homosexuals should be treated like this and yet again I received a response that is typical of a backward hick “Fags Doom Nations”. By this time I wanted to really punch them into a ummm, no need to know, but it wouldn’t be pretty. As they filed through their signs to find the right answers to my questions I noticed other disturbing signs such as “God Hates Fag Enablers”, “Fags Are Worthy of Death” and “Thank God for AIDS”.

These people really do make me sick. The best solution to remove these people, don’t pay attention to them. If I myself did live in the US, I might even think to protest at one of their Sunday church worships. So, umm here is my messages to you Mr Phelps go think about how that when you pass, and you will, how you want to be judged, oh and F**K YOU!This is >>Diplomat! signing off and getting out of this frozen hell before I start a fire and burn the place down. It’s a felony you know?